At last! Sailor Knobbo has gingerly maneuvered the wreath into position. It’s nicely centered and looks great.
Now to tidy up that ribbon at the top. Sailor Knobbo should be able to get up there easily. Aaaaand…
Okay, the hell with the wreath. Sailor Knobbo is going to spend the rest of the evening with his pal, Frosty the Mysteriously Illuminated Snowman.
“Merry Christmas, everyone!” says Sailor Knobbo.