At last! Sailor Knobbo has gingerly maneuvered the wreath into position. It’s nicely centered and looks great.
Now to tidy up that ribbon at the top. Sailor Knobbo should be able to get up there easily. Aaaaand…
Okay, the hell with the wreath. Sailor Knobbo is going to spend the rest of the evening with his pal, Frosty the Mysteriously Illuminated Snowman.
“Merry Christmas, everyone!” says Sailor Knobbo.
Sailor Knobbo has solved part of the problem, thanks to a helpful passerby, several yards of rope, a catapult, and 300 paperclips (don’t ask). But now he’s gone a bit too far! Sailor Knobbo can probably maneuver the wreath down into place from here, but then what? The holidays are always such a fuss.
Sailor Knobbo isn’t in the mood for a real post this week, so he’s just phoning this one in. The buttons were a little hard to push, but he managed.