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What's your morning beverage of choice? Coffee, tea, juice? Homemade or store-bought?
Diet Coke. 20-ounce bottle. From the vending machine.
I rarely start a day with coffee. Sometimes I'll have some mid-morning. (A while ago I unsubtly hinted to management that a building Starbucks machine would be nice, but I've since moved to an area with a communal coffee maker and it's actually pretty good.) Lately, though, I've been more likely to go through another Diet Coke.
I sure hope the hysteria about how aspartame will damage your brain and make hair grow on your palms and foul your car's engine and have sex with your wife really is just hysteria.
What the hell? I had the worst time pasting these things in. The simple HTML provided by the site left a gigantic gap at the bottom of my post. Adding size attributes to the image tags didn't help. After all kinds of futzing I got a <div> wrapper to fix it. Urgh. I can't decide if that saga proves or disproves that I deserve a nerd badge.
Anyway, with acknowledgments to Julie, the results are in.
I think they're too generous. Nerdier than ninety-one percent? In my dreams. Come on, guys—I don't even have a math or science degree. And the Dumb/Dork/Awkward score…that's gotta be too low. Trust me.
But on the other hand—if they think I'm cool, who the hell am I to question their methodology?