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Spam Come-on of the Year

From: Princeton Premier
Sent: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 11:24 PM
To: xxx@xxx.com

Dear 737311,

It is my pleasure to inform you that you are being considered for inclusion into the 2009-2010 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry.

Ah, yes–good old 737311, the pride of my company.

Entrepreneur, head of state, diplomat, conductor, feted author, professor, and managing editor of over 36 national newspapers, 737311 has, at the mere age of 32, saved the nation from drought, hunger, civil war, and scabies–and yet she works humbly and tirelessly alongside people like me, encouraging and inspiring her cubicle-dwelling employees to reach new heights in their careers, personal lives, and spiritual pursuits.

Small wonder she should be considered for this most prestigious of publications! Where do we purchase our copy?

:-p

Church of Crotch

Once again it's Go Daddy to the rescue.

Today I logged in to manage some domains, and was promptly alerted to a once-in-a-lifetime domain name opportunity that was just minutes away from slipping forever from my grasp.

Um, thanks for bringing that to my attention, guys.

On a decidedly more appealing note, they also insist that I am going to have an opportunity to watch Danica Patrick take a shower. I'm not sure how that works, but I'm certainly up for it. (Huh huh. He said he's up for it.)

MyFace & SpaceBook

Well, everyone, I just set up accounts on those "social networking" sites that all the kids are using, MyBook and SpaceFace. That means I am now fully clued into "InterWebs 3.5"! What is it that those cute kitties say? "Can I have a cheeseburger?" See, I'm so "in touch" I can barely stand it! I have also been reading that trendy independent newspaper, The Onions, and boy, there are much stranger things going on in the world than I'd realized! It's a good thing I finally bought a computer. By the way, folks, how many times will I have to put in my credit card and social security numbers before this thing quits bugging me? I have already signed up for "antivirus" at least 12 times…you'd think by now it would get the message! Good thing I have some friendly teenagers in the neighborhood. They have given me some pointers, like how "ROTFL" means "Really I'm Laughing Very Hard" and LOLYOG means "Lots Of Luck, You Old Geezer." Ha, those kids! What a sense of humor. I guess between the Nintendos and the "We" video games, they pick up a lot of funny lines! Well, I am off…I have more "web sights" to figure out, such as "Yahootube" and "Googles." Somebody also said I can get weather on this thing. See you around "cyber-space," everybody!

Retard Monkey Fish Squirrel

This morning I visited the popular Internet domain registrar GoDaddy.com. There I was informed of the fast-disappearing opportunity to purchase the domain name retard-monkey-fish-squirrel.info. At a whopping $15, they were charging a large premium (percentage-wise) over their usual registration fee. Clearly there is a massive scramble for this one. Ahem.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be viewing those revealing SI photos of Danica Patrick.

Six Apart Jettisons LiveJournal

This may fall into the well-duh-what-did-you-think-was-going-to-happen category, but Vox parent Six Apart has sold LiveJournal to SUP.

To my mind, the main (possible) justification for Six Apart to go on owning both Vox and LJ was the different user base each service brought to the table. Evidently SA is finding more than enough to go on here.

Thoughts?

New URL (Whoopee)

I changed my URL.

I have been pondering this decision for a long time. This is my way. Do not interfere with the protracted mullings of The Scott. To do so is to bring unhappiness upon your people and livestock. Or maybe just to vaguely annoy me.

The old URL should still work, for the nearly three of you who have pointed links to me.

The first person who understands why I chose the new URL wins…um, nothing, except my undying admiration. (Admiration only undying for 15 to 20 minutes except where prohibited by law. Some restrictions may apply. All entries become the property of Burger King and its affiliates. For tax consequences, consult your financial professional. Prize contains small parts and is not for children under 3. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.)

I also set up a LiveJournal account, mostly so I could leave non-anonymous comments and check out the feature set.

Made some music with the Rubrick yesterday. Good to find my fingers still work. Even better to find my antiquated gear still works. I'm thinking of setting up an old PC and getting some simple recording done. This has been the subject of very great mulling and protractedness indeed. Onward! Or something.

QotD: Happy Voxiversary!

Today is Vox's first anniversary since the official launch.  What's the best experience you've had on Vox in the past year?

Meeting folks around town with whom I have some things in common. (That's rare.)

I've never had a blog before.

That may seem odd for someone with a creative writing degree, an English lit degree, and a job developing web software.

I had mixed feelings about blogging. I used to participate in AOL forums and Usenet and was invariably astonished at the quantity of inexplicable, pointless hostility those threads could generate. But sometimes I learned things. As Gene Spafford said:

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea–massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

Blogging moved control toward the original poster, away from the follow-ups (including thread hijackers and spammers). And hell, you could do away with comments altogether if you wanted. That'd be anathema to some, but not to Dave Winer (although he does have a place for comments):

Me, I like diversity of opinion. I learn from the extremes. You think evolution is a liberal plot? Okay, I disagree, but I think you should have the right to say it, and further you should have a place to say it. You think global warming is a lie? Speak your mind brother. You thought the war in Iraq was a bad idea? Thank god you had a place you could say that. That's what's important about blogs, not that people can comment on your ideas. As long as they can start their own blog, there will be no shortage of places to comment.

A low-traffic personal blog like this doesn't get comment crap anyhow, especially in the so-far-friendly Vox world. How much of that is thanks to the gated-community character is up for debate. Jen Rizzo writes:

I also really hate that you have to create an account to leave a comment. I know they're trying to promote a sense of community, and that's great, but if a random googler finds my blog, I'd love to hear what they have to say. A lot of people, myself included, won't register for an account just so they can add their two cents.

I wonder how much more input I'd get, good or bad, if we had the anonymous comment option and I switched it on.

Anyway. It's fun to be here so far. A totally different experience from the anarchic forums of old.

Top Sites for Today

So, I happened upon the web site gods4suckers.net, and it occurred to me: might religious parties have snapped up similar domain names in an effort to undermine the spread of blasphemy? Curious, I typed in godis4suckers.com, and was immediately rewarded with:

Ahem. Yes, that pretty much sums up my top ten list for the day.

(On my way out, a pop-up beseeched me to look into additional categories including "government grants," "make my dick bigger," and "immigration to Canada.")

In Search of the Ultimate Member Name

Wait. Why do you care what I name my member? That’s sort of personal, isn’t it?

Ahem.

Now that I’ve set up camp at Vox and have some idea of what the hell I’m doing here, I want to change my URL and maybe my member name.

On Vox we have a few forms of ID…

  1. Member name. (Is that term making anyone else giggle?) This doesn’t have to be unique; I found 10 other people named just “Scott” in the people search results. For some reason I didn’t make the cut. I guess you have to be searchable on your…
  2. Real name. Can be searched on but doesn’t appear anywhere else, as far as I can tell.
  3. URL name. Your unique “xxx.vox.com” name. (AKA hostname, sitename, host header name, etc.)
  4. E-mail address. Usually not a highly visible part of Vox life, although some users show it on their pages. This is your login ID.

So, three things you need to choose (four if you’re using a bogus real name—tsk, tsk).

I want some obfuscation of the link between my real name and my blog. I don’t have illusions of anonymity; I don’t want to be impossible to look up anyway. I’d just prefer it be harder than typing my (unusual) real name into Google and instantly seeing whatever crap I’ve been posting here.

The hard part is picking names. I obsess over these things. I spent days coming up with an Xbox Live ID and now I don’t even play online. (I’m not thrilled with the name I took so long choosing, either, except when I’m playing Star Trek: Legacy, where it’s totally appropriate.)

Some people hit on great names, names that somehow fit. Like old pals Nyght, Chespo, and Rubrick. Concise, unique, easy to read. I need something like that, something that just clicks.

And then I can’t decide whether I’d like my member name (huh huh, he said “member” again) to match my URL name.

So. This is my big quandary while people overseas are giving their lives for their country. Is ShallowSpoiledAmerican taken?

Do You Twitter?

Wil Wheaton does.

What’s it all about? Dave Winer gives his take.